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"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you judge them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes!" --Anon.

"Any time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time" --John Lennon

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice." --Bill Cosby

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot" --Groucho Marx

"Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly" --P.J. O'Rourke

"Be obscure clearly" --E.B. White

"Change is inevitable-- Except from a vending machine." --Robert C. Gallagher

"It is the most unhappy people that fear change" --Mignon McLaughlin

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind." --Mahatma Gandhi